How to make a better relation with you and your cat?

Do you like cats? Now i will tell you how to make the cat like you!

Want a better relationship with your cat? Are you at the end of your rope, ready to kick the cat out? Does this sound like your cat? Aloof ... He doesn't seem to care about you. He just wants you around when it's time to eat! Aggressive ... If you try to pet her, she growls or hisses, or even tries to bite you! Bored ... He won't play anymore. He just lays around the house, leaving clumps of fur on the couch. Disgusting ... She urinates behind your chair, or in a corner you can't reach! Destructive ... He has shredded your favorite chair! Messy ... She gobbles her food like there's no tomorrow, then throws it up on the best carpet in the house - never in a room with linoleum! Disgusting (again) ... He left you a "present" on your pillow! Are you ready to throw the little ingrate out the door? Are you ready to take him to the shelter? Did you already give him up? You buy him nice food, nice toys, a great bed, and he gives you the bum's rush anyway! Are you frustrated, or what? Is it time to fight back? Show him who's boss? Give him what he deserves? What if I told you he deserves another chance? NOW they ... Come when called ... Purr a lot ... Rarely scratch the furniture ... Stampede to the door to greet you when I come home ... Want to be in your lap ... Play with their toys every day ... Greet your visitors politely ... Love to ride around on my shoulder and nuzzle your ear ... Now you have a cat you love and that loves you!